I got home this morning

With the sun right in my eyes

And there was no warning

Yes, it took me by surprise

As it hit me like an act of God

Causing my alarm

That I had not become a cephalopod

I still had legs and arms

Yes, I still had legs and arms

And today was supposed to be the day

Molecules decide to change their form

Laws of physics lose their sway

And youthful indiscretion now is suddenly the norm

With the good kids sprouting horns

Yeah, yeah

And today was supposed to be

Not just another day

Today was supposed to be

Not just another day

Was supposed to be

Today was supposed to be opposite day

Those who can't quite function

In society at large

They're going to wake up on this morning

And find that they're in charge

While those the world's set up for

Who are really doing quite well

They're gonna wake up in institutions

In prison or in hell

In prison or in hell

And today was supposed to be the day

Molecules decide to change their form

Laws of physics lose their sway

And youthful indiscretion now is suddenly the norm

With the good kids sprouting horns

Yeah, yeah

And today was supposed to be

Not just another day

Today was supposed to be

Not just another day

Today was supposed to be

Not just another day

Today was supposed to be

Not just another day

Was supposed to be

Today was supposed to be opposite day

But if you think there's something else

Well, you're right

There is, there's something else

But if you think I'm gonna tell you, think again

Why should I even think of telling you what there is

Yeah, 'cause silence is knowledge and knowledge is power

I'm under explicit orders to dare not speak it's name

Listen up, I just work here, oh, I dare not speak it's name

I can't keep talking about it, oh, I dare not speak it's name