I've heard about a place, where they enlarge yer space
Don't cost ya very much, they seem to know their stuff,
they take pity on the small ones...

So I wanna go to Brainville. Let's get in
And overcome my inexperience
I wanna go to Brainville. Let's get in
And be the first one on the block that does.

They say it's the one thing everyone should have
I know it must look bad.

I know I need the help
they'd take me I can tell
four fingers and a toenail...

I wanna go to Brainville. Let's get in
And overcome my inexperience
I wanna go to Brainville. Let's get in
And be the first on the block that does.