I'd like to drop my tros
to the world
I am a man of means
(of slender means)
Each household appliance
Is like a new science in my town
And if the day came
when I felt a Natural emotion
I'd get such a shock
I'd probably jump
In the ocean
And when a train goes by
It's such a sad sound
It's such a sad thing


I'd like to drop my tros
to the Queen
Every sensible child
will know what this means
The poor and the needy
Are selfish and greedy
on her
And if the day came
when I felt a Natural emotion
I'd get such a shock
I'd probably jump
In the ocean
And when a train goes by
It's such a sad sound
It's such a sad thing


And when I'm lying in my bed
I think about life
And I think about death
And neither one particularly appeals to me
And if the day came
when I felt a Natural emotion
I'd get such a shock I'd probably lie
In the middle of the street and die
I'd lie down and die
Oh, oh